Friday, January 8, 2010
Places 4-year-olds should be banned
Modern design stores. Because if they aren't, they'll decide things like lime green rollerskates would look much better on the floor than on that table, but they won't have the strength to get them down without dropping them (since they're actually doorstops and are made of resin). And then when the rollerskate drops and breaks, the 4-year-old's mom will be forced to pay $100 for it. Seeing as how it's "art" and all.
So that's $100 out of the college fund. Actually, make it $120, because mama needs a bottle of wine.