In case you wondered whether I was holding back on this whole parenting thing, wonder no longer: I'm officially all in. The sporty 4-seater has been demoted to the Dad-mobile, and I'll now be driving this sexy little thing.
Come on now, I know you want to come along for the ride.
I can see you checking out my rear, by the way.
I'll be printing bumper stickers that read "I feel cooler than I look." Any other minivan moms want in?