Thursday, February 26, 2009

Interview with a 3-year-old


I saw this on a friend's Facebook page and thought it was funny enough to recreate on the blog.

My Interview with Sidamo

1. What is something mommy always says to you?

“At Atticus’ house.”
(he left one of his trains at Atticus' house weeks ago, and he asks me daily where it is.)

2. What makes mommy happy?
Listening.

3. What makes mommy sad?
Not listening.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Say, “Don’t smile!”

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Cried.

6. How old is mommy?
I don’t know. You guess.

7. How tall is mommy?
Big. I’m big too.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Eat it.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Eat it all.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
For me come back.
Huh?

11. What is your mom really good at?
Love me.
Melt me!

12. What is your mom not very good at?
I don’t know.

13. What does your mom do for her job?
I don’t know what your job is.

14. What is mommy's favorite food?
Spicy.

15. What makes mommy proud of you?
Listening.
Sensing a theme?

16. What do you and your mom do together?
Go at the aquarium.

17. How are you and your mom the same?
I don’t know.

18. How are you and your mom different?
The same is different.
So says the Buddha.

19. How do you know your mom loves you?
Gave me a flashlight. That means you love me.

20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
To Pilates.

5 comments:

Mark and Sarah said...

Hilarious! I bet you were busting up...so tell us Deirdre, what have you been eating these days when Sidamo is gone?

sajbat said...

sheesh. I'd better bring that train by.

D said...

This cracks me up. I tried it with my kid. But, he's four so it wasn't quite as funny.

Alicia said...

That is hilarious!! I just got that on FB too and haven't done it yet but I'll have to, I can only imagine the answers. I love the eat it all up parts! :)

cathy said...

Freakin' hilarious! I wish my kids felt loved if I gave them a flashlight ;)