My spy

Sidamo helped Greg wrap presents this weekend, and Greg explained to him that the purpose of wrapping paper with decorations on it is to trick people into thinking that the gift is whatever is depicted on the wrapping paper. So today, Sidamo pointed to a gift they wrapped for me in paper with stockings and mittens on it and said, "Some wrapping paper has stockings and gloves. And I can tell you, 'That present is stockings and gloves! But not boots.' That's what I can say, so you think it's stockings and gloves, but not boots."

So I think it's safe to say I'm getting those Uggs I asked for.